Armed table tennis league · basement division
Same table, same ball, same two players — plus a sidearm each. Shoot the ball to knock it off course, or put a round through your rival's paddle to freeze it for a moment. First to seven points takes the basement.
Drag the mouse, hold W / S or the arrow keys, or slide a thumb across the table on a phone.
A hit shoves the ball away from you and speeds it up. Used well it turns a lost rally into a point.
Land a round on Marla's paddle and it seizes up for half a second. Long enough, usually.
Every point you win, choose a perk: a bigger paddle, an extra round in the clip, or a faster reload. They stack all match.
Switch to 2 players and share a keyboard: left paddle on W/S, right paddle on ↑/↓. First to seven wins the basement.